Vacation sucked after the second day, but Boston is beautiful.
All this time the voice of jack wang's "pwnt! pwnt! lol! wtf!" in a squeaky pitch gets stuck in my head. Stupid jack.
Ok so what happened up north?
DAY 1: NEW YORK
hmm. the metro nearly collapsed. ny is too high and everyone there smokes cigs. I was like *COUGH COUGH COUGH* waving my handbag around but they were just like *SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE* stupid white people... and asians too. and all those other races. FINE everyone above the age of 18.
saw some chinatown. dad cannot pronounce a single english wurd. it was flushing, queens and he said it was "frahzen!" i was like o.o
omg i lost christine's rose on day 3. but i was holding it in DC and dad was like "you look like a prostitute".
Sooooo omg what did i do i totally forgot. i slept a lot.
DAY 2: ( i don't remeber) oh thats right.. boston/connecticut/rhode island?
So we were on this chinese tour thing on a bus that left "frahzen!" in the morning. the tour guide was funny. hahah the bus driver didn't understand chinese so he told him to say some funny stuff, like "i love money" and something about gals wearing bikinis. Bus driver knew spanish though and we had like a billion conversations. It was funnn.
So. tour guide also translated cantonese and english. Cantonese is the most retarded language i have ever heard. i mean who comes to new york and doesn't know at least mandarin? we watched battle in the bronx which was such an awesomely retarded movie with jackie chan.
first stop, (i forgot). connecticut? oh yeah we went to subway for lunch and i had to ask them which state we were in. I'm sure it was connecticut... i still can't remember. that place is the whitest thing ever though. the street is white. the shops are white. the inside of the grocery was white, the people were mostly white...our charter bus fit in nicely.
then we saw the "brick house". huge white mansion with nice view of sea. belonged to some relative of gloria vanderbilt. really nice.
rhode island! umm i saw something there. small state. ok wow i really don't remember what was there.
BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS! wow. "pwnt! pwnt! nice!"
so clean. so old. so architecturally mee! we saw MIT, Harvard, wait isn't yale in connecticut? yeah i saw yale back there. pretty nice. we had to touch the feet of the statues at the colleges so we would get in. :) massachusetts. there was the "mother church" of kabblahbah or something (yes that is a religion). Tall and beautiful. with a nice pool in front of it. then we had lobster for dinner at the "no name" restaurant by the sea.
went back and conversed with "napoul" the bus driver. en espanol.
DAY 3: Atlantic Ocean/ Boston
we went out by yacht/cruise boat/cargo/ the titanic(?) maybe 30 miles from boston harbor and spotted not a single whale. they all ran away. nearly got seasick. came back. shopped and ate and drank bubble tea!!!! man that stuff is the bombs.
left for new york.
lost my rose.
came back.
realized CD player and green day CD were lost too.
had a fit.
DAY 4: New York.
I didn't lose it and no one stole it and i'm positive but my parents even lied just so they could blame me. I was so upset. then they get mad at me for just about everything else and i walk around ny totally frustrated. Saw columbia university though.
omg there was this pidgeon ther
that was about to die. these two guard pidgeons were trying to help it.. i left it for a while and then i heard this lady say to her son, "its ok the bird's a spirit now.." i was like, NOOOOOOO ( i thought was a pregnant pidgeon or something at first).
still mad at CD player.
had a rough ride home singing songs in my head. i mean riding on tour bus a total of at least 15 hours over the course of 3 days without my music drives me nuts. slept uncomfortably too.
So i came back and realized how clean the DC metro was.
eww every last asian female from 13-58 had dyed hair. straightened, too. i was like, whoa now. it was disgusting.
Ryan makes me happy.
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