les choses que je déteste TROIS (things i hate 3)

Snarl.

1. Coleslaw. Never had it. Never will.
2. The ads that are like "spank the monkey, win a million bucks. Milk the cow, win a FREE scholarship to frufru college , FREE."
3. DURIAN. OH MY @@@@@@@ that stuff is like.... who invented this ugly fruit?
4. When websites get a new format. YOUR OLD ONE was FINE, STOP IT.
5. How my mom won't let me use a certain product until after I'm married.
6. The 13 year old hoes who put their picture on the internet, ew.
7. People who want to live a loooooooooooooooong life, so they start doing things like meditation and yoga and eating leaves and crap. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TURN 98, HAVE AN INCREDIBLE BURDEN ON YOUR KIDS, AND BE SENT TO AN OLD FOLK'S HOME WHERE YOU CAN'T WALK OR DO OTHER BODILY FUNCTIONS? No. Go out with a bang.
8. The generic 'emo' look, the chubby chick with the black rimmed glasses, 23 piercings, and red-black clothing. YOU'RE UGLY. you can be emo, what does that have to do with looking like the way you do?
9. People who only talk to you when they're infatuated with you, telling you you can always depend on them, and months later its like, oh, what do you want?
10. People who have sex before they're married/ think its ok. Go get a religion, you whore.
11. TV shows that advocate said stuff ^.
12. TV shows where, if an asian is the main character, THEY JUST HAVE TO INCLUDE A WHOLLLLE HISTORY OF HOW THEY'RE PARENTS ARE TRADITIONAL ASIANS AND SUCK A LOT. "YOOOOU DISGRACE WHOLE FAMILY!" @@@@, WE KNOW SHE'S ASIAN. DO YOU HAVE TO ADVERTISE IT SO MUCH???
13. College commercials. "COME TO STRAYER UNIVERSITY, ITT TECHNICAL INSTITUTE, OR EVEREST, AND YOU CAN GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE WITH A REWARDING CAREER THAT PAYS YOU 29871IDS MILLION BUCKS." NO THANKS.
14. ugly makeup. Enough said. Sorry hun, plum lipstick and blonde hair?
15. Rap. Yes, we know she has a booty. We know she can shake it. Do you have to sing about it?
16. When you overmicrowave fried chicken and the white meat gets all dry and hard to chew. ughghg.
17. Felons.
18. How dad threatens to turn all the water in the house off if I don't shower by 2 am. MAYBE IT'LL RAIN.
19. My driving. :'-(
20. Juries. Like the commercial says, "It's not about justice. It's just what 12 people think are right."