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A guide


To make my life easier, and yours, a bit easier, here are some things that you can't do without for the AP DIANA exam. A lot of you have been asking about this.
(I just noticed that I never did this before).


1. The reason I find it easier to form long-term friendships with guys than girls is because guys don't judge you so much (and they don't gossip if you screw up). Heck, you can hate their guts and they'll be fine. Also, you can say "pwned micro" in front of a guy and not have them kill you. Disclaimer: This does not mean that I am a tomboy.

2. I really honestly do not find those preppy "pimp" guys attractive. But I think the preppy sluts match up with them pretty well.

3. When I say "i'm doing my hw" on AIM, I'M DOING MY *!(&ING HOMEWORK, BITCH. Don't bother me. If i say something casual, it means i'm probly there procrastinating. IM me.

4. Never ever ever leave me hanging. NEver say something like "here's a hint. I'll let you figure the rest of it out." How about no? I don't play games like that in life. When I truly need something, it's a shame you're there to fool me instead of helping me. It's also a shame when you find out what it feels like to be in my position, isn't it?

5. But I do like playing tricks on people! (completely different from above)

6. DO NOT have Panic at the disco concerts and not invite me, guys. I've been your friend for too long to have to go through this.

7. If I turn red everytime i talk to you, that means something.

8. I'm hypocritical. A lot.

9. DO NOT talk to me when the physics teacher is talking. I reallllly need to hear. feezeeekssss aaaaah

10. I have no problem with calling people chicks. But don't call me a chick. hyypocriite.

11. Also, I've taught my mom how to say "you suck", "whore", and "boobs". She uses them everyday. I feel terribl...y good about that, wow.

12. I want a cat. Desperately.




Here's an AP Question:

What does Diana want to name her cat?

a) Sabine
b) Frou-frou
c) UB3RC47L4WL!!!
d) Speed Bump Ahead. Please duck.