The People

Sorry for this post.

I know posts like these anger people like you. But I'm apologizing ahead of time because frankly, if I've got some things to say, where else to say them but here?
Anyway..Got lots of thoughts addressed to lots of different people of all species. Maybe one of them's for you!






Let's begin.


0. Colleen-- you owe me a dollar.




1. C(a)-- You are amazingly beautiful. (NO THIS IS NOT A 'HOT GUY' RANT) Just know that when i'm bored in class/brainstorming superlatives for my friends/staring at people's ears ...my assessments have proobably put your name under "Most beautiful", taking into the account that beautiful is not the same as good-looking/pretty/those other adjectives. I have my own definition for beauty, and you've pretty much hit it. Way to go. Also, you've got a great personality and morals.





2. ""(he)-- Don't touch me. Don't save a place for me. Not like you actually care how much space you take up on the "All I have left" scale.



3. ""(ho)-- We're like Tom and Daisy from The Great Gatsby. Sorry...have to make this reference. We hate each other. But still, "There are some things between Daisy and me that neither of us can forget."--We'll always have funny moments and snide remarks. Terribly mean, but I can deal.



4. (Uhh I forgot your nickname. lol)-- yeah to you the following adage applies:
It is better to have someone who hates you but is empathetic,
Than to have someone who loves you but can only be sympathetic.

Ok, so not an adage seeing as how i just made it up on the spot. Anyway, you and someone else are pretty much opposites.. in all respects. Kinda funny. But you understand me (to an extent), or at least are similar to me. Kudos for doing that. You can pretty much hate me and I wouldn't care because empathy holds value to me.




5. Mike-- *Quotes your 6th grade picture*. You...need to talk more. And watch my youtube videos. Otherwise I have no one else to pester.



6. H1-- (Ok she doesn't know I exist..lol well she does. just. not here.) Bitch. Try as you may, you can't hide who you are from us. Want me to list all your adjectives? Manipulative. Selfish. Pretentious. Pretty enough to blind everyone else. Can you at least relax and loosen up? Is it any wonder that you do not have a true friend--just a bunch of toys. Glad some people realized who you were.



7. FB-- Yeah. A passage about you here is inevitable. But anyway, the dream sequence has started. And it's difficult seeing as how part of you is vested in someone else.
When i picked up the Jimmy Eat World CD one of the songs was like...wow. same exact occurrence. Well, glad what happened fished out some things i can use to incriminate people.



8. GuyWhoGotSuspended-- What the hell were you thinking. A keylogger to hack into your teacher's accounts and change your grades from an A to an A. True it probably helped you in some other class but COME ON. END OF FIRST SEMESTER...COLLEGE. You risked that? And it seems to me like you really are using your notoriety to get your name around. "How much crap has been going around about me?" Tons. Happy?




9. A-- See here's the thing. Our society is SO messed up in that the newbs rule. All the preppy mindless chicks and i'm-a-typical-man-guys are high up on the social ladder. But what about people like you, C(a), and (I forgot your nickname) up there? You're the intellects and the true beauties. Wise beyond the average Joe and far more interesting, too. Deviants. You'll grow up to be head of NASA but face the corruption of the government. Probably more than anyone else I value your opinion. Drives me nuts sometimes. But know that you're closer to perfection than almost anyone.