Brown College, light of my life: You disgust me.

Your people are an utter wreck.


Your "relationships" have all but hit the bottom of the gutter.
That's right, have all the options you want, princess.
Better hope real life doesn't stab you in the knees when you're done spreading your disease.

Then again, ignorance never finishes extravasating. Eat my words.


Your governance is a joke and a paragon of classism.
You couldn't vote straight if reason sliced you in the gut and spilled your fucking entrails.


Once upon a time, we were all golden. We were together.
We were faithful and we were brilliant.
But I'm sorry you're so damn spoiled.
No, no I'm not.

Goodbye.
Fuck off and don't return.