since I have nothing better to do and don't feel like showering.
Disclaimer: although I tend to word my parent's quotes in such a way that they sound comical, they're really not. They're possibly the meanest things I've ever heard.
This is borderline insanity. Why can't they like, use their fucking brain cells and learn how to adapt to their environment?
u got dikked: because they're a really rude race
agreed on that one.
They at least need to learn some respect. And to be a bit less narrow minded.
Brian. Ryan. Patrick. Three really great guys I've known since forever. "Forever?! HA ONE DAY THEY WILL SHAFT YOU, YOU THINK THEY'RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS?"
Dude, did you like get shoved into a locker when you were a kid? Cuz you have issues.
Oh, oh, and they used some argument like "seeing as how you've liked at least 2 or 3 boys throughout high school, having fun with these people could be a DANGEROUS SITUATION [RAPE RAPE RAPE]". Contrary to human belief mom and dad (and anyone else who still thinks this), I don't want to FUCK THEM. I would prefer to play video games or tell funny stories. Like any 10-year old gets the chance to do, but I don't.
(I tried telling them that some girls actually like MORE than 3 boys during high school [how shocking] and then they were like "HA SO YOU WANT TO GO OFF AND LIKE MORE, EH?")
They want me to get TOTALLY DIFFERENT FRIENDS, pretty much (fat chance in hell, in which I hope they end up for discriminating against basically everyone). Preferably angelic virginal females who are chinese. Whose parents can get together with theirs and have a how-to-ruin-your-kid's-life session during Chinese school.
You know, I probably won't invite them to my wedding. I don't want them to scowl at the groom all day for simply being male.
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